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Apr
02

A Warning For My Neighbors

If you are my neighbor and you’re offended when my children are running around in the yard pants-lessBEWARE…they will now pee in your grass.

I promise. A big fat pinky promise to be exact.

And I’d like to say that I will be that mom that will chase them down and say “Absolutely not boys. You need to use the restroom inside not in the yard”, but chances are…

…I will just watch from afar as they kill a spot in your grass.

Because let’s be honest, part of being a boy is being able to pee just about anywhere you darn well please. Even if it happens to be in YOUR yard.

Maybe I’m a little jealous. You know, I don’t have the luxury of dropping my pants in public and relieving myself wherever it’s convenient.

Or maybe it’s because I usually have a baby on my hip and by the time I chase them down and argue with them to take their pee-pee business indoors, one of them will have already wet their pants.

Just a guess.

And wetting of the pants equals more laundry for me. I’m sure you clearly know how much I hate laundry…since I never argue them in to dressing themselves from the waste down either.

Ahem.

So if you walk out your front door bearing witness to naked butts urinating in your grass…don’t say I didn’t warn you!

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7 Comments

  1. Shell says:

    Oh, how I relate! I have stopped even caring that my boys do this.
    Shell´s last blog post ..Being a Know-it-all Mom

  2. Delilah says:

    Haha! I have 3 boys, I totally get it. My neighbors don’t even look twice when they see my 4 year old go streaking thru the yard. My worst little boy pee incident happened on vacation. My oldest, who was 3 at the time, peed off the balcony of our hotel. We had the misfortune of being directly above the pool deck. Yeah. It was not pretty. I still cringe. Ha! I loved this post. The joys of being the mom of boys.
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  3. Andrea says:

    Amen to that! That is why we potty train in the summer ;)
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  4. Ha! This made me laugh! I have to admit, I’m a bit envious of the ability to drop pants and pee anywhere. I’d probably do the same thing!

  5. Kenzie says:

    Bahaha! This post reminds me of EVERY boy I babysit! As much as I hate to pass things off as gender “things,” this is just one of them… Boys are just… BOYS! Plus, I must agree with you… I wish it was that convenient for me! ;)
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  6. Crystal says:

    This is just too funny! I love it!
    Crystal´s last blog post ..Missing my Mom and Dad

  7. Tiffany says:

    ahhahaha. too funny. we just had our nephew over for the weekend and he did the exact same thing. boys will be boys. :)

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