This….completely obnoxious, wild, crazy, hyper, devilish, lovely son of mine….
…yea, this one here in the picture. The one that looks so innocent. Like he can do no wrong….
…embarrassed the HELL out of me at the post office today.
I was holding him while I bought stamps (because if I wasn’t holding him he was playing the drums on the air vents).
He started squeezing my boobs, FULL HAND GRABBING, and yelling (at the top of his lungs)…”boobies!! boobies!! boobies!!” Over and over and over again. He wouldn’t stop!
Every single person in the place was laughing at us. M.O.R.T.I.F.I.E.D. to say the least.
I guess I should just be glad that he wasn’t yelling “padding! padding! padding!”, since that is what most of mommy’s boobies consist of.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I just peed my pants a little. That is just the funniest thing I have heard all week. Hell…all month! I am sure you were mortified, but that is a great story! I can’t believe P already knows the word “boobies”. He is already a man’s man. Tell J I am super proud (wink).
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That absolutely made my day! How hilarious!
omg u r SOOO funny! i just died over the padding, padding… part!!!!
so funny that he knows the word boobie, again i love that kid!
have a good wkend!!!
OH, P is so darling!! What a great story to embarrass him with when he is a teenager! I bet hubby thought this was hilarious!! xoxo
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baahahahahhaahaaaa been there….done that!!! They will get yea!!!!!
ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!! how funny!!!!!! little stinker!!!!
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Isn’t being a Mother so rewarding!!!! Sorry, he did that to Gigi and we thought it was funny but then again we were in the privacy of our own home too! Have to admit he’s getting a little wild on us! I’d better get lots of sleep just to keep up with him! Sooooo cute ya gotta luv him!
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Oh that was just hilarious. My friend had a similar exerience with her toddler, only she had been calling them ‘mine’ since whenever she went to grab her mom’s boobs her mom would say ‘no, they’re mine’, so she just assumed that’s what they were called. Love it!
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Hilarious!!
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HAHAHAHAHA