I hope you didn’t think I was going to leave you hanging here. Yes, I have been pretty upset about my GK and THANK YOU for all your prayers, but the WOMEN TELL ALL is just want I needed to get my mind off things.
Jason’s Interview with Chris….
ABC changed it up a little this year by making the Women Tell All show TWO hours instead of one. They ate up a lot of the first hour with host Chris Harrison interviewing Jason about his most memorable moments…you know…how what he did with Jillian in the hot tub “almost consummated a marriage”. Speaking of that, do best friends really get it on like that? If so, I am totally calling up my husband ASAP and demanding he have NO FRIENDS THAT ARE GIRLS! Action taken immediately! Now really, I just don’t quite get Jason sometimes. If he really felt that he only had a “friend” connection with Jill then was it necessary to rape her in the hot tub? It’s not like he was hurting for some booty???
He was also asked what base he got to with Molly the night they camped out. I love his response because he clearly says ONLY FIRST BASE….pause pause pause….”in the tent”. Hmmmm….so does that mean you scored a homerun on your overnight date? Dirty dirty.
The Hot Seat…
…was occupied by Miss Natalie. BBBAAARRRFFFF! Everything about this girl just makes me wanna vomit. From her TERRIBLE fake tan to her obsession with material things…this girl was NOT for Jason. If it wasn’t for the fact that she is convinced that she just got crowned Miss Universe, and that she loves bears…I am pretty sure she might have gone home and committed suicide after the show. Can you blame her? If you sucked that bad wouldn’t you consider it? I’m disappointed in her. She’s from IL….please don’t be fooled….not all IL girls have the ability to act 12 in their twenties.
The Happy Couples Couple…
Of course it was back to Vail for a hometown date with the most famous Bachelor couple in history, Trista and Ryan. In sixteen seasons they are the only couple married with kids. What does that say about the show? Who cares! It’s pretty obvious that the chances of these couples have a fairy tale ending is unlikely, but that doesn’t stop me from tuning in. Or you…if your reading this. I clearly don’t watch for the fairy tale endings.
70 + 20 = 100…
God love ya Jillian, but you took the hot dog analogy to a whole new level. When “reevaluating” whether Jason was still mustard or if he was now sauerkraut….Jillian replies with, “70% mustard, 20% ketchup”. ???? Which leaves 10% as a mystery. Or maybe in Jillian’s hot dog analogy world the scale only goes to 90? I wish I could ask her.
Maybe Chris Harrison will get to clarify this for us when she becomes the next Bachelorette?
Jason + Mandy does not equal BFF…
As most of you have read on Reality Steve’s blog…the prediction of the final outcome makes Jason a HUGE dirt bag! Honestly, if it’s true, him and I are no longer friends. And, unfortunately, after watching the preview for next week’s proposal…I think it’s pretty obvious that Reality Steve is pretty dead on. The once “loved” Bachelor will become the most HATED Bachelor in history. I will hate him even more than I hated Brad for not picking anyone! He better hope that the little waterfront house in Seattle where they claim he resides…is really not his address. I would consider showing up on his doorstep just to spit in his face.
If, infact, ABC pulled this stunt for ratings purposes…can someone please inform them that it is completely unnecessary? I read Chris Harrison’s blog earlier and he claims the ABC does not “script” anything. That the outcomes of these shows are real. I’m not too convinced.
And if it’s true…and Jason proposes to one girl just so he can dump her and get back with the girl he rejected…..Jason will soon become a distant memory to me. See….he’s already fading away. ha!
Women Tell What?…
Oh…and these women didn’t tell me anything I didn’t already know….except that Naomi likes to smell her armpits. How boring (eye roll).