Bent’s had his 2 month well child check today. I am sure it is NO SURPRISE to you that he weighed in at THIRTEEN pounds and EIGHT ounces and was 22.75 inches long.

I ask the doctor if that was good or bad. His response was “he has a lot of baby fat”.

Hmmm.

Didn’t really answer my question, but did reassure me that my baby is indeed FAT. Really fat.

Two month wellness check also meant he had to get his shots. Yes, mothers…I let my baby have the vaccinations. Please don’t judge. I have done my own research and consulted my doc and I choose to say yes to the vaccines. If you don’t. That’s cool. I won’t judge you either. Cool?

I can assure you he was NOT this happy the whole time.

It quickly went to this…

I call that the “go to hell” face. I have NEVER heard him scream so loud in my whole life. Heart wrenching.

And of course, while I was too busy calming screaming child #2. Obnoxious child #1 thought it would be fun to add his own 2 cents to the forms that the doc asked me to fill out. Nice. Thank you for that P. I am sure Dr. Pav appreciated your thoughts.

So. I guess it’s official. I have ANOTHER fat baby. And this one…is FATTER than the first! It’s a good thing I love FAT ROLLS on babies!