I got woke up this morning by a bed-wetter.
My favorite.
NOT!
Especially when the accused bed-wetter was wetting his mommy & daddy’s bed. The one withOUT the water proof mattress protector.
Awesomeness at its finest.
Shortly following we had a cup of orange juice dumped on the hardwood floor and down the kitchen cabinets. Which equaled me using LOTS of clean towels to dry it up. Oh yea, the clean towels that JUST came out of the dryer. I guess that requires a laundry do-over.
Speaking of laundry…I realized (when I was throwing the nasty pee infested sheets in to the washer) that I dried my absolute favorite Ann Taylor sweater. Too bad I don’t have a cute 3 year old little girl because it would probably fit her right now.
Oh and the lovely powdered donut crumbs…can’t use my handheld Dyson to suck em right up. Nope. Because last weekend when I went out of town…I hadn’t even been gone 45 minutes and Bents decided to vacuum up the dog water bowl. How sweet of him.
Did I mention SJ’s white noise CD stopped working this morning? You know, the one that keeps him sleeping nicely for his naps? Broken. For the 3rd time I might add.
3 poopy diapers by one smelly 2 year old and I am about to declare potty training boot camp STAT! Someone save me from the poop!
Let’s see, what else has my morning consisted of?
Feeding the boys grapes for breakfast and leaving the kitchen for a split second (to transfer the sheets to the dryer) only to return to what might possibly of looked like a war zone. Grapes flying everywhere.
I think I need a cocktail.
I guess I don’t need to explain why we didn’t make it to church.
Guess it’s a good thing someone knows how to stay cool around here.
Oh no! Sounds like you had a rough morning. Hopefully the day started to get better! When it rains it pours, right? I know the exact feeling. It’s so hard to stay mad though when they look so cute like in your picture. Hopefully your vacuum isn’t ruined forever? 🙁
Oh no! I know it’s too late to tell you this, but have you ever sprinkled baking soda on the mattress to soak up the pee and the smell? Works wonders. Hope your day got better. Liam is protesting naps. I just got him down about 30 mins ago. I don’t care that it was almost 4pm. We needed a nap!
Oh dear!!!! I’m sorry you had a rough morning……Thinking of you!
I’m DYING over here….. sorry, this is funny… scary, funny and real! Wow, 3 seems like a whole other freakin’ ballgame! You are really SO good at it though!!
Oh, as for the white noise cd… we use this and LOVE it. I actually had it in our room before J got here (I’m a crazy light sleeper) and haven’t bought a new one for myself yet. I often use a white noise app on my iphone. Anyway, here’s what we have had in J’s room since day 1 and the kid is a champion sleeper! http://www.amazon.com/Marpac-SleepMate-980A-Electro-Mechanical-Conditioner/dp/B000KUHFGM